Our Aunt Tilly — our mentor and role model (we grew up in her house!) — has been laughing herself silly over the Ashley Madison flap. If you want a fling, she says, you go to a reputable house that has some DISCRETION, not to the Internet.
She’s so old-fashioned! 🙄
Over at NBC News, a guy named Alex Johnson says the class action lawsuits about to be filed by Ashley Madison’s johns (and, presumably, janes) could add up to half a billion dollars.
Heee! There’s something to be said for old-fashioned discretion, we guess.
So, here’s a question for you: If you were on a jury for one of those gigantamous Ashley Madison lawsuits, would you find in favor of the aggrieved “customers”?
Or would you agree with Aunt Tilly, who says a secret’s not a secret if more than one person knows it?
We’re not judgmental. (Heaven forfend!) We’d like to know what you think. Tell us, in the comments below, how you’ll decide if you’re called to serve on an Ashley Madison jury.
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